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Sep 19

Kate Middleton’s Jonathan Saunders Dress gets the Vegan Date Treatment

 

So you remember that time Kate Middleton got off a plane and kept her clothes on? Yeah, me too.  She looked effing gorgeous as she arrived in the Soloman Islands earlier in the week, wearing a Jonathan Saunders dress and sporting a Jane Taylor hat.  It was so Jackie O, so golden age of aviation that I just squealed like a school girl.

Here’s how our darling Duchess looked:

Kate Middleton Duchess Cambridge John Saunders Dress Jane Taylor HatKate Middleton Duchess Cambridge John Saunders Dress Jane Taylor Hat

 

She’s so elegant.  That hat is so friggin’ adorable, it makes me want to spaff all over the place.  It’s total perfection.

 

The shoes, however, the shoes are just dull.  Kate, our darling future Queen, I know you love your L.K Bennett nude Sledge shoes and I know you’re on your super important Royal tour but my dear, us level two girl crushers are so bored of seeing them.  They have an air of head mistress on parents’ evening.  Even more so when you wear tights.  I couldn’t go a day in them without stumbling around on some dirty pavement somewhere barefoot demanding men give me piggybacks though, so I won’t knock Kate too much.  She does a sterling job.

 

Thinking about what shoes I’d wear with Kate’s dress, I had a go at styling this dress myself.  Rinsing Kate’s designer-and-high-street philosophy completely, of course.  Granted what I’ve come up with isn’t suitable for a Duchess on Royal tour (even one who gets her tits out)….but here’s how I’d wear the “Evelyn” dress (available here at a brick-shitting £840).

 

Kate Middleton Jonathan Saunders Dress Soloman Islands how to wear style

Dress, Jonathan Saunders, £840

Grey Pointed Lace Up Heels, New Look, £24.99

Grey Feather Chain Earrings, Dorothy Perkins, £10.00

Black Cameo Print Scarf, Dorothy Perkins, £12.00

Limited Collection Snakeskin Print Satchel Bag (faux skin!), Marks and Spencer, £25.00

Kate Middleton Jonathan Saunders Dress Soloman Islands how to wear style

Dress, Jonathan Saunders, £840

Grey Pointed Lace Up Heels, New Look, £24.99

Tan and Black Panel Bowler, Dorothy Perkins, £29.50

Tonal Filigree Drop Earrings, Dorothy Perkins, £7.50

Gunmetal Stretch Ring, Dorothy Perkins, £8.50

Kate Middleton Jonathan Saunders Dress Soloman Islands how to wear style

Dress, Jonathan Saunders, £840

Tan Low Cut Brogues, New Look, £9.99

Beige Knee High Cable Knit Socks, New Look, £2.99

Kit Heath Coil Cluster Drop Earrings, John Lewis, £60.00

Teal Wide Catseye Ring, Dorothy Perkins, £7.50

Lilac Dome Ring, Dorothy Perkins, £6.50

Grey Zig Zag Saddle Bag, Dorothy Perkins, £65.00

(That bag is a fucking rip off, hear my thoughts about that here)

So now I know what I want to wear, you’re welcome to go and buy me her dress.  Thanks!

 

 

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2 comments

  1. Elliot

    Wonderful pictorial evidence!! Loved the description of the price of the dress as well :-)

  2. Longchamp

    It’s a nice post.

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